Text 2 Sep 19 notes Actual coded problem on my patient’s chart

sarcasticnursejess:

High risk heterosexual behavior

Which means there has to be a ‘High risk homosexual behavior’.

Wtf? Right?

The comment to that problem was “Frequent sexual encounters with prostitutes using crack cocaine”.

Got some winners tonight.

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😍😍😍

yessssssssssssssssss

foryouformeoutlive:

😍😍😍

yessssssssssssssssss

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arlequindenegro30me:

                               Me gusta la mañana, me gustas tu. 
                                Me gusta el viento, me gustas tu. 
                                 Me gusta soñar, me gustas tu. 
                                  Me gusta la mar, me gustas tu. 

this song is so cute

MF :)

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Photo 2 Sep 23,182 notes 
Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.
Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t.

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fallontonight:

Happy Labor Day weekend!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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REPRESENT’N

over 6 feet tall and buff like hulk = MF <3

preppycollegeguy:

REPRESENT’N

over 6 feet tall and buff like hulk = MF <3

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Text 2 Sep

Anonymous said: I want you. I've never seen your face, but I want you. Sexually. Passionately.

Thank you. I’m flattered but I’m not interested. I’m in a serious relationship of 4 years with my significant other. I would appreciate it if you did not send me messages like these anymore. 

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ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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