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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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cladora:

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aphrodisy:

mess?

Messy!

*gasp*

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They say e-cigarettes are safe.

Because users don’t have to light up tobacco to smoke, the conventional (and manufacturer’s) wisdom goes, they don’t inhale as many carcinogens. So allegedly, they don’t cause cancer, irritate the lungs or contribute as significantly to other diseases like asthma or diabetes.
Photo 30 Jul 7,644 notes humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?""Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives.""Why is that important?""It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s been your greatest accomplishment?"
"Keeping in touch with distant friends and relatives."
"Why is that important?"
"It’s important to always have people who remember you at various stages of your life. It’s especially important as you get older, because there are less of those people around. And they remind you who you are."

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fallontonight:

Hashtag the Panda danced too hard last night, things got really out of hand! 

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pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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MF and me on any given night. Clearly I’m HK, with them dance moves

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You can’t litter negativity everywhere then wonder why you have a trashy life.
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